Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
