Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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