everyone is single if you try hard enough
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
third nipple confirmed
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
last night I used snow as a chaser
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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