i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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