totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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