Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
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We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
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It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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