4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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