She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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