Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Randomize
