I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
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you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
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Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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