You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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