If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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