last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
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So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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