Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
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He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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