we have officially lost it.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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