i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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