When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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