"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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