Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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