McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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