imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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