And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
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Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
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Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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