Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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