I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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