Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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