He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
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P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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