The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
