2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
This is my gift to your gina
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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