just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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