so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
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I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
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I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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