Whod you bang
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
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I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
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Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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