I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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