My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
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Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
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I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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