i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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