have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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