dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
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I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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