I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
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She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
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We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
So apparently I’m into choking now
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