i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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