Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
so much tequila, so little girl.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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