I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
