ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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