Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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