There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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