My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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