Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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