i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
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I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
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Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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