White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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