I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
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She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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