I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
