There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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