please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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